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barackobama:

Just call it the Obama Bop. (h/t Brad in our inbox)

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nationaljournal:

PHOTO OF THE DAY: President Obama shops for Christmas presents with his dog Bo at Petsmart in Alexandria, Va., on Wednesday. (PHOTO: Kevin Dietsch/UPI)

nationaljournal:

PHOTO OF THE DAY: President Obama shops for Christmas presents with his dog Bo at Petsmart in Alexandria, Va., on Wednesday. (PHOTO: Kevin Dietsch/UPI)

shark-farts:

Sluts all around

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cobwebsintheattic:

“4th of December” -Motion City Soundtrack

(Source: tightrope-tragedy, via fuckyeahmotioncitysoundtrack)

Airports

Flying home for the weekend I’ve realized that airports are a great place to eavesdrop. These two strangers bonding over their pet dogs being the same breed sound crazy. Apparently one of the pups thinks that she’s a human the other knows he’s a dog and is very good at weight management and meal portioning.

On an unrelated note: “I don’t know… I just feel like she doesn’t respect my cats’ humanity” -me, earlier this year

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